DISNEY DRIVEN LIFE PRINCIPLES
DISNEY DRIVEN LIFE PRINCIPLES
1. In cases of Disney neurosis, regular visits to the Confessional Chair are needed on a monthly basis.
2. Upon check-in at your Disney resort, if given the option of receiving a room that is immediately available or waiting longer for the room request, always opt to wait for the room request.
3. Disney is “the happiest place on earth.” When on vacation, one must be worthy of entrance. When not on vacation, a limited amount of grumpiness is allowed.
4. Whistle while you work. If one cannot whistle, then humming is an acceptable alternative. Disney tunes are preferred.
5. As soon as the reservations are made, a Disney vacation countdown of some sort is required.
6. When no longer connected with the Disney brand, it is unnecessary to be loyal to a celebrity (especially in cases of poor role models).
7. Exactly seven months from check-in, the top priority of the day is making reservations for the non-home DVC resort of choice. All other things to be done that day are secondary.
8. Never get caught in a Disney bluff.
9. Be gracious to people that lack the “Disney Spirit.” Mickey still loves them, and so should we.
10. If choosing between doing laundry or planning the perfect Advanced Dinner Reservations in EPCOT, always opt for the dinner reservations. No exceptions (even if the kids are running around without underwear)!
11. All trip reports are created equal.
12. To strike a healthy balance in the Disney podcast realm, one should regularly frequent the cranky, ranting type of podcasts as well as the overtly sentimental ones.
13. Trips to Disney without children are not cause for concern.
14. Disney “naysayers” can be the most likely converts when brought along for a Disney vacation.
15. Disney pin collecting is a past-time to be respected and indulged.
16. Resist the urge to become a part of the “Dog Eat Dog Disney World” even if you are bitten in a Disney forum.
17. In terms of twitter, follow as many Disney tweeps as possible to share the love.
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33. When your family numbers five or more and you plan on visiting Disney at least every other year it is time to buy into the Disney Vacation Club.
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46. Only Disney related FaceBook requests need to be considered. All other requests can be ignored without guilt.
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*If you would like to sumbit a principle of your own, either leave a comment below or contact NDM#1 at ndm1@thedisneydrivenlife.com*
