NEUROTIC DISNEY UNCLES Ken R. in WI (NDU#1) Brett Y. in Saskatchewan, Canada (NDU#2) CJ S. in WV (NDU#3) Joe K. in CA (NDU#4) Dennis B. in KS (NDU#5) ...

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NEUROTIC DISNEY UNCLES

NEUROTIC DISNEY WIVES Michelle B. in OH (NDW#1) Terry H. in WA (NDW#2) Suzanne Q. in TN (NDW#3) Arlene J. in NV (NDW#4) Lorrie S. in PA (NDW#5) Trista...

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NEUROTIC DISNEY WIVES

BOARDWALK BLUNDERS   The mission is this: Get out the door with my family and arrive at Disney’s Boardwalk Area looking absolutely fabulous as I st...

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BOARDWALK BLUNDERS

THE TRAVELING CIRCUS  When I was a young girl, Christmas mornings always started out awkwardly.Right after waking up, the first order of business eac...

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THE TRAVELING CIRCUS

THE ILLUSION OF UTOPIA Stepping inside the two-bedroom unit at Disney’s Old Key West Resort instantly cures my stair-induced depression.  After the...

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THE ILLUSION OF UTOPIA

OUR KEY WEST KINDGOM As we pull into our parking space, I look upon some of the most inviting condos I have ever laid eyes on.  Surrounded by tropica...

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OUR KEY WEST KINGDOM

THE ZENITH OF OLD KEY WEST “Disney’s Best Kept Secret” reached my ear back in 1997.  I was on my Walt Disney World honeymoon, strolling hand-in...

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THE ZENITH OF OLD KEY WEST

LIVING THE NIGHTMARE For a week and a half I have succeeded in keeping our check-in day a secret from my little Disney investigators.  It was not eas...

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LIVING THE NIGHTMARE

TWIDDLING THUMBS ON THE WAY TO MEET TWEEDLE-DUM With all the necessary preparations complete, the week before a Disney trip can be rather torturous. ...

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TWIDDLING THUMBS

MOUSE TRIPPING There has been some speculation about the origins of the title, Neurotic Disney Mom.  While not certain, it could be argued that the t...

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MOUSE TRIPPING

SURPRISE! SURPRISE! Growing up in South Florida, trips to WDW were just a fact of life for my peers and me.  Because of this, discussing details of D...

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SURPRISE! SURPRISE!

DISNEY DINING BOOT CAMP There is a bit of advice often tossed out to parents: Pick your battles carefully.  The idea is that you can’t force your w...

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DISNEY DINING BOOT CAMP

ON THE JOB TRAINING The basic itinerary for our week has been set.  The few dining reservations that we needed have been made.  It is time for the t...

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ON THE JOB TRAINING

I sit at my computer to check the park hours of Disney’s Hollywood Studios. While I’m notating particulars about Extra Magic Hours for Disney ...

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SAINT PATRICK